Office Theif

I'm quite certain that every office has an office theif. You know....the guy/gal that goes to the supply room and suddenly gets an urge to swipe massive amounts of post it notes, pens, spiral notebooks, tape dispenser's etc. Truth be known that office theif has no need for any of the supplies but somehow it takes them back to their back to school shopping days when life was somehow easier, getting that back pack ready for the big day, and they just can't help themself. Office supplies are one thing but when it goes beyond that....beyond the supply room and the theif finds themself scurrying among co-workers desks looking for what? TISSUES or a REALLY COOL PEN or some LOOSE CHANGE? THEN IT'S GONE TOOOO FAR AND SOMEONE NEEDS TO GET THAT PERSON (JF) SOME HELP! My message to you JF....get your own dang tissues!